David Johnson

Serious Moral Questions About the Obama Administration

David Johnson — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 02:02:32 +0000

Not that these questions are anything new, mind you. But they certainly don’t represent any hope for change.

7 Minutes of Judge Napolitano on Fox News with special guest, Lew Rockwell. Worth a watch.

Epiphany Marketing on Faith Life Now

David Johnson — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:05:11 +0000

Epiphany Marketing got a little attention thanks to Gary & Drenda Keesee from Faith Life Now. I was privileged to have the opportunity to join Gary & Drenda for an episode of their television broadcast so we could talk about business.

We talked mostly about the overwhelming opportunity in today’s economy. Anyone hoping to start a business may find this climate more conducive than ever to launching new business ideas. It’s more cost effective than ever before to spread the word about what you do, and the rapidly-changing marketplace highly favors anyone who has a desire to solve problems.

If you’d like to check it out, you can head over to FaithLifeNow.com and watch the episode on their website. Don’t know how long it will be posted, so do it right away! There’s also a great deal on our Kingdom Thoughts audio series.

Not only are Gary & Drenda wonderful human beings, but they have an incredible staff. It was truly a pleasure to be a part of this episode, and I’m looking forward to being with them again in the future!

Lord Please Don’t Burn Us

David Johnson — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 01:41:47 +0000

Recently I sat in a presentation by a friend of mine who spent some time talking about the “Meritocracy” approach to relationship with God. This is the idea that doing things we think He will approve of will cause us to be looked upon with favor, whereas neglecting such things or (worse) doing things He disapproves of will cause us to be looked upon disfavorably. There are many religious traditions which brainwa… er, teach people this way, and I happened to be raised in one. Perhaps you’re familiar with this train of thought:

Today, I did something good! Now I get to take one step closer to God. Whoops! I did something bad too… hope He doesn’t burn me!

As with most things in life, there’s an analogy from either Monty Python or The Matrix. Python wins this one. Nobody could’ve said it better:

When will we ever learn?

What the Heck is a “Twitter”?

David Johnson — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 01:44:11 +0000

Even after Twitter’s exposure in the news over the last few months — Mumbai terror attacks, the plane landing in the Hudson, etc. — I still get asked this question by people still trying to figure out what Twitter is all about.

Then, after rather ineptly explaining that it’s a service whereby you’re constantly answering the question “What are you doing?” in 140 characters or less for dozens, hundreds, or perhaps thousands of “followers”… inevitably the blank stare and the “What for?” ensue.

Well if you’re like me and you can’t seem to help people “get it” without spending lots of time (I recently was asked to teach the concept to a group of marketing students and it took over 2 hours), here’s an 8-minute clip from Twitter co-founder Evan Williams. He manages to do an amazing job of conveying the concept in a relatively short period of time.

And um… no guarantees. If your wife, husband, significant other, employer, business partner, etc still doesn’t get it after this… you’re on your own.

(Unless that is you’re looking to figure out how to use it for business. In that case, I’m ready to teach. Just head on over to the Epiphany Marketing site and sign up for updates. We’ll be sure to notify you when registration opens for our upcoming training course on social media for business.)

Oh… and if you’re already addicted to Twitter, be sure to Tweet This and follow me!

Marketing in the New Economy

David Johnson — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:57:30 +0000

Quick note: after listening to the needs of a lot of people who own and work for small businesses, I’ve decided that — once we get through the holiday season — it’s time to start a movement.

I’m so passionate about helping people leverage 21st-Century technologies and adapt to the new environment, that I’ve been busy cooking up some new plans for the new year.

Interested? Sign up for updates today at the Epiphany Marketing site.

Lose Weight by Eating More Doughnuts

David Johnson — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:48:28 +0000

I seem to recall some wise person telling me as a child:

If it sounds too good to be true, it is.

Maybe our “bailouts” and “economic stimulus” ideas don’t sound very good to you… but the whole thing reminds me of an adage that I have come to believe after years of working to master personal finances:

You can’t borrow your way out of debt.

-David G. Johnson

And you can quote me on that.

All of this wise thinking today is inspired by Fred Thompson:

Hat tip: Michael Pink

How to Turn a Daddy into a Complete Wreck

David Johnson — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 19:53:38 +0000

This one came my way today via Twitter (hat tip: @micahfries). As the Daddy of a 3-year-old, it nailed me. If you have a little girl, fair warning: get a tissue.

Shiba Inu Puppy Cam

David Johnson — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:05:54 +0000

Now if these aren’t adorable and irresistible, then I don’t know what is! Here’s the live feed from the Shiba Inu puppies:

My website is now my 3-and-a-half-year-old daughter’s favorite site. (Sorry, Wiggles!)

President Bush is Going to Do Something About the Economy

David Johnson — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:45:56 +0000

Ever wondered what a “Credit Default Swap” is? Clark & Dawes from Australia explain… I guess they gave up on trying to do President Bush’s accent.

10 Amazing Years

David Johnson — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:35:34 +0000

And to think… she hasn’t ditched me, dissed me, or decapitated me!

Ten years ago today… well, I won’t get into the digestive system trouble I was experiencing — it was memorable, but only because of the mixture of excitement, anticipation, and anxiety over what was happening later…

The fact was that at 6:30pm on that Friday in 1998, I was going to watch the most gorgeous creature God could’ve possibly designed walk down the aisle… toward me! And I was going to commit my life to her. The thought was staggering…

It had been a whirlwind courtship. 7 months earlier, I had walked into a service where she was singing and leading worship. She instantly grabbed my heart. That very day, I took her for her first motorcycle ride. My roommate stood with jaw agape as I asked her to go for a ride with me — he knew that I had made it my habit not to date. Thankfully, he closed his mouth (could’ve gotten embarrassing).

Two months later I knelt down in front of a small crowd of close friends and family (at her Mom’s birthday party) and asked the most important question of my life. Thankfully… she said, “Yes!” (And smiled, too!)

Since then, she’s discovered nearly all of my many faults. We’ve had ups and downs, sometimes it seems like more downs than ups. Some of the dreams we’ve dreamed are still in the future. And yet, miraculously… she’s still here.

Jill Johnson, my wonderful bride!

Today, she’s more beautiful than ever. I’ve had the tremendous pleasure of getting to plumb the depths of her inner beauty, which has revealed the source of her outer beauty. With each passing day, week, month, year, and now decade (!) I learn more and more how truly blessed I really am to have her by my side. To say that I trust her heart completely is an understatement. To say that she completes me, even more so.

Without her, I would be so incredibly deficient. She is truly a gift from God.

I’ve always said that I married up. How far up is something I thought I understood, but today continue to learn how much I didn’t know.

She’s my joy, my prize, my delight. She’s the mother of our most amazing daughter. She’s an enterprising, creative, thoughtful, gifted, and talented person.

And somehow… she’s with me! I am continually humbled and reduced to gratitude for that. I still have no explanation for why she would have chosen to partner with me for life. Nor for her great patience and strength of character that would cause her to stick by that decision.
Thank you, Sweetheart, for the absolute best 10 years of my life. Thank you for sharing them with me. Thank you for overlooking my faults and for somehow loving me.

Here’s to many more decades!

With all my love… always,

David

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